Competing screens and competing time slots keep the fuzz box busy. When computer screens are used to recruit instruments of war, 4 year olds in plastic tiaras pull off booty slaps and the world's most wanted channel flicker is caught catching up with the BBC World Service you know that times are tough - and weird. So, as it has been over 20 years since the befuddled distraction of Story Time with George it's probably best to see if Uncle Kurt can guide as through the hills and furrows of this very 21st C coming of age story.

Ladies & Gentlemen, Vonnegut's Fire Fight Fuzz Box.